Funny Quotes / Friends

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Our craziness made us best friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।