Funny Quotes / Friends

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

All the best people are crazy.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.