Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.