Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is the key to everything

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

All the best people are crazy.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.