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बचपन की शरारतों से लेकर, आज तक का यह प्यारा सफर। भाई दूज का यह त्योहार, हमारे रिश्ते को दे और गहरा असर। आपका साथ है अनमोल, यही है मेरी सबसे बड़ी धरोहर।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Our craziness made us best friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.