Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friendship is the key to everything

All the best people are crazy.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.