Funny Quotes / Friends

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

All the best people are crazy.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.