Funny Quotes / Friends

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.