Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.