Funny Quotes / Friends

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends are our chosen family.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.