Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.