Funny Quotes / Friends

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.