Funny Quotes / Friends

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

All the best people are crazy.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.