Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

All the best people are crazy.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.