Funny Quotes / Friends

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is the key to everything

All the best people are crazy.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.