Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।