Funny Quotes / Friends

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends are our chosen family.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Happiness is having crazy friends.