Funny Quotes / Friends

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.