Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.