Funny Quotes / Friends

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

All the best people are crazy.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.