Funny Quotes / Friends

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is the key to everything

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.