Funny Quotes / Friends

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.