Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.