Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

All the best people are crazy.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.