प्रकाश पर्व की शुभ घड़ी में, मन में जागे नव चेतना की किरण। दिव्य आशीर्वाद से भरा हो हर क्षण, खुशियाँ, सफलता और शांति का आगमन।
Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.