Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.