Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friends are our chosen family.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is the key to everything

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.