Funny Quotes / Friends

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.