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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।
A true friend stabs you in the front.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
All the best people are crazy.
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.