Funny Quotes / Friends

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.