Funny Quotes / Friends

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is the key to everything

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.