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पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship is the key to everything

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.