Funny Quotes / Friends

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.