Funny Quotes / Friends

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.