Funny Quotes / Friends

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Our craziness made us best friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.