Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।