Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.