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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.