Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friendship is the key to everything

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.