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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friends are our chosen family.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.