Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.