Funny Quotes / Friends

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.