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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.