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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.