Funny Quotes / Friends

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.