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Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
Our craziness made us best friends.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.