Funny Quotes / Friends

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends are our chosen family.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is the key to everything

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।