Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

All the best people are crazy.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.