Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.