Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends are our chosen family.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.